New boots from Nike: "Total 90 Laser Elite World Cup"

With football boots, they always make kids versions or beginners versions of the same model. This tricks the general population into believing that the safari print Miracles or whatever that some poser fool is wearing on the pitch are the exact same model as the ones that Cristiano Ronaldo is wearing or whatever. You can't tell the difference unless you look really closely at the hidden Flywire, piping or the colours of the studs and so on. The problem with being a dead-inside ridiculous trainer snob is that you always notice the most nonsense minor particulars which no one else cares about but will drive you insane. With the T90 WC Elites (at half price from Pro-Direct Soccer), there was no economy option, so all is right in the world.



And no one cares about the Superfly 2.0 soleplate the T90 Laser Elites use...